Im going to chuck e cheese cause my life is better than yours
Pimp C would be proud.
it’s kind of baffling as to how MC Hammers career gets thrown to the wayside, and not even mentioned as far as some of the biggest black acts( or just acts in general) in recent history.
Niggas only remember Hammer for going broke, Not for putting the city of Oakland on his back, having KFC Commercials, a fucking cartoon and selling millions of records.
act like you never did the Hammer dance, act like it.
Bet you can’t look as handsome as me, eating shit at high speeds.
What in the natural fuck is this?
Escape from Alcatraz.
Nobody can tell me anything.
Nothin at all.
I talk to myself a lot. Not cause I have nobody to talk to, but because in the cluttered abyss of my mind shit just needs anecdotes on shit.
This is me, just adding cute markers on shit in my life….I don’t need to put shit in order, just some notes on why shit is the way it is.
Ive done a tad bit of reflection, and questioning as to why I’m stuck in rut….
And I came to the conclusion, its because there is nothing negative in my life.
Yeah, I know negativity ain’t cool….but there is just sometime about ignorance and negativity that just feeds me.
When I was just prospering on all fronts, at any point in my life….I had something actively negative in my life…..be it doing illegal shit, so I could pay for college…a awful ass lightskinned girlfriend, a “unstable” living situation, or a few other not so cute things….but all types of positive shit was getting rained on me at levels where I’d turn shit down, and literally 10 other things would pop up.
I realized that shit just wasnt right for a long time and began to seek out something negative, or at the least….stressful/abrasive/uncomfortable.
Im not getting drunk at 10:30am anymore, I pay bills, I don’t try to cheat the system, I don’t lend my “insight” to friends who want to go on capers…..and that’s good and all that, but there was something missing in my life…..and I did an “quality control” analysis of my situation and decided to just use the Costanza method to fix things.
I.e. whatever you would normally do, do the opposite.
Im not even sure its that I “need” negativity in my life…its more that I need something to irritate me to get me going….and I know one will come with the other.
At times I think I’m going crazy, because all of this makes perfect sense to me and its been proven to work.
Like forreal, what nigga dives into holes, buries himself in dirt up to his neck, just so he can dig himself out…..just to do it again?
I’ve understood myself and antics at a young age…but couldn’t really articulate myself in a manner that I could get across to adults…..cause a 5 year old doesn’t really know how use pop culture references, rap lyrics, purposely crass devices and juxtapose shit in a cohesive/humorous manner like the bigger version of me currently does.
I already have this figured out in my head, and I’m just putting it online just so one day somebody who might care about me will stumble upon it and think just a tad differently about how my world works.
I’m turning lightskinned
I have these shits, and have no use for them….and have no clue as to their value.
How much are they worth, cause I don’t feel like using google.
Dog eats its own ass
it’s absolutely false.
Racism is not the Jehovas Witnesses ringing your doorbell.
But the problem with such, is that if i can’t get it, i really don’t know when to just pack my bags and go home.
a nigga gotta hit a wall going 100mph to know that i gotta take the L.
persistence can bite you in the ass…and it might be nearing me.
but i won’t find out til that shit happens.
on another note, it literally took 30+ hours for all of my music to upload to Google Play.