Humbly Arrogant.

 you know that nigga had a good father in his life.

and he just dunked?

this cant be life

THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS

I usually dont even bother with these feminist blogs, But there is some shit on there that is just rich.

there is this post about how a guy got his fiancee an engagment ring, and in return she got him an Xbox360…and was upset cause another man asked “since when does the guy get engagement presents?”… and she goes on about “since Equality was cool”

but yeah.. What type of monkey jewelry  diamond engagement ring is equal in worth to an Xbox?

but forreal tho… Diamond Rings = Xbox360s now?

Anonymous asked: Keep talking shit about lebron hahahaha He'll keep winning clutch or not clutch. 6 Wins away. KEEP HATING.

He aint clutch, and never has been… simple as that.

This aint hate, this is reality….and the pure truth.

that nigga is Not Clutch….never has been, never will be.

Stop it…. there is literally no argument for why he is clutch. None.

Wrong place, right time type of shit.

Almost dying, and seeing how many centimeters you were from being dead is some surreal shit.

I’m not a believer in divine intervention…for obvious reasons. But that type of shit will change your life…..most times

Til this day, it’s not too much of anything to mention for me. The shit happened, i almost died…but i didn’t..i’m good..no  big deal.

My momma still worries about me, and it’s more so that all the worry i don’t have..she does.

I’m not even really in the streets like that, and i don’t spend too much time with my friends who are….shit happens sometimes, and sometimes that shit happens to you.

Nobody really thinks about all the times shit coordinated just right..wether it be you found some money when you needed it, you made it home with enough time to take a shit before you had to go somewhere else,you dipped out before some niggas started shooting, you made the train/bus, you got somewhere right before it poured down….. that someone else took an L and wasn’t so lucky.

i have preferences.

judge me….cause some idiot is gonna take this the wrong way cause they lack reading comprehension.

1. I know a good percentage of y’all were conceived in a fucking parking lot behind sizzler for a movie ticket and some raisinettes.

2. Nearly all of you females are making the worst arguments for why you’re “worth” a $200 date….

3. What you’re saying is not what you mean, and because you don’t understand what what you mean isn’t what you said… you’re gonna get shit on for saying something stupid.

4. If you’re acting like you’re too good for someone to spend their money on you, you need a reality check.

5. Stop talking about this shit, cause a lot of y’all got vintage wine expectations of yourself, when you’re not too much more than a warm glass of Night Train.

6. If you’re eating for free, what the fuck are you complaining for?

i heard about someone getting their ps3 sold by a girl on here, but never any weapons grade slander like that.

who was it?

and still they dogging the fuck outta OKC.

i hope one of them thunder get caught with a tranny prostitute and end up with a shawn marion type jumper

if they woulda dropped this months ago when people still cared about the Occupy Movement, it just might’ve been relevant.

very much unimpressed by this shit….

I need to know

The girl is clearly the color of nutella

ratchet facebook friends never cease to amaze me.

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